My boyfriend was also a virgin and we were losing it together. Twas awkward. He finished in like 40 seconds.
The internet is a wonderful place, isn't it? Something for everyone. Reminding us, mainly, of the excruciating moment we had to pretend we knew what the bloody hell was going on down there, it certainly makes for some great entertainment.
But I swear that each and every word of this is true. When I was in high school I was awarded the opportunity to go on a foreign exchange to a lovely tropical paradise—ah, Brazil—for senior year. As high-school girls are prone to do, I met a guy, another exchange student.
We broke up a few months later. Simultaneously sad and funny. I was 16 and he was The only thing I remember being weird was this strange feeling afterwards that something was still inside me?
Yet for most of us, the first time is, well, awkward emotionally, logistically, spiritually, etc. It ended up getting out of hand with over people showing up. Since it was her first time, she bled everywhere.
Losing your virginity can be awesome but it can also just suck. Sex scenes in movies and TV shows create unrealistic expectations for your first time, so please don't do something because your favorite character did it on Season 2, Episode 12 or whatever. And just because the average age teens are losing their v-cards is about 17 doesn't mean YOU have to lose your virginity at that age.
He was on the bigger side, so he just kind of went at full force and I bled like a fucking waterfall. I felt bad about his sheets and carpets after. The end.
Not everyone has the best time the first time they have sex. Losing your virginity is a big deal. It's not uncommon to have all sorts of romantic and exciting fantasies of how your first time will play out. But for most people, the reality is that their first time having sex was less than perfect.
Below, comedians, entertainers and other funny people on the web share the funniest things that happened during their first time. We went to his dorm, I got my cherry popped, it was fine, mission accomplished. Leaving his dorm the next morning I realized I had no idea what his name was and had to try to find it using the campus directory for that building.